Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Please, Mummy, let’s don’t talk about sex! That one time at Above Stairs Lady Camp doesn’t count. The Turk died, so I was revirginized!
Why do the grand dames get the best lines and the girly wardrobe? It’s not fair!
I found something amazing on the interwebs. Trust me, I think you might like it.
Speaking of which, I could use a kitchen maid. Or Kitchen Aid or GE Monogram or Wolf/SubZero or Gaggenau or better still, a little something from Blog Tour sponsor Miele. You choose, because I can’t…
Darling, the town’s cabinet maker is booked through January. No one wants to take on such a small job, so we have to wait our turn.