Aye, aye, aye! The Fug is so thick out there I can barely see the Fab. Since fashion and interiors follow each other, I’m starting to get suspicious about your couch. There are several design don’ts in today’s selection.The Daily Beast said the team from Rodarte “surprised and delighted.” I beg to differ. I think they painted it beige and then got a little handsie. Worst of all, the construction looks poor from the cheap seats. Snoring!
I have one rigid fashion and design philosophy: If it happened in the ’80’s, I’m not doing it again. Personally, I apply this to giant shoulder pads, mauve carpet, and fugly ski sweaters. I know, now you’re wondering if I had matching mauve curtains. I did not!Here is some At the Mall unattractiveness for you. Thank me later, when you get to skip right past J. Crew. Yep, it’s J. Crew.
Thanks to Chris Benz, I nearly dislocated my brain. He either fuglied up some women or some men. I can’t tell and I’m not sure that it matters. Dudes, check this out:
Do not try this at home. Really. Don’t. I say it with love!Mirror, mirror on the wall. Which one is fugliest of them all?
Photos via The Collection, NYT